Glaxon Specimen Fool's Gold

Hey there Goons! Happy April Fool's Day!
Well, we thought about making a funny joke product, but that funny joke product turned into a real product and despite what it looks like on paper, this baby slaps!
Introducing Specimen Fool's Gold...not like the Green Gold of 2021, but the Fool kind for 2022!
What's Specimen Fool's Gold? It's a pre-workout - just stripped to the bones! Features 4 super proprietary blends, no trademarked ingredients, and a beautiful face-melting experience that you've come to know so well from Specimen!
You can get this sweet little collector's item for free...that's right FREE! ...well kind of.
If you spend $75 or more onwww.glaxon.com, you'll receive a full unit of this one-of-a-kind, never-to-be-seen-again, limited-release pre-workout for the low-low cost of whatever else Glaxon you need and then get it free.
Specimen Fool's Gold is only available as a limited release in just one flavor - Golden Showers. No, not those "golden showers", but more like the kinds of showers you'd get from "golden" fruits...ya know like pineapples and lemons. So don't get turned off by the flavor name if a sweet Pineapple Lemonade that brings more energy than the Hoover Dam sounds good to you.
So Happy April Fools, GOONS! And stay tuned for more exciting drops and new product releases this month with Glaxon!